Oh! Grammar Nazi

When you decide to opt for a course like English Literature, whatever you study starts making changes in you. The books get shelved on the table because there is no space left for more books in the cupboard. Every other online order is of a new book. The every ‘why do you read so much?’ starts annoying you. You become a nerd (kind of).

But this another change that comes is that you end up becoming a Grammar Nazi.

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Add the word ‘annoying’ because where ever you go and see wrong grammar, you just can’t keep your mouth shut but correct.

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The lack of respect people give to the English language infuriates you.

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They say that they (some people) speak very good English and after every ‘did’ there is a third form of verb in their sentences.

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And the curious case of ‘their’, ‘they’re’ and ‘there’

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Also, the ‘you’re’ and ‘your’

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Now, this is the reason why I say that Grammar is important.

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 Seeing the horrible use of grammar by some people, even Santa is like

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But the Grammar abusers don’t care.

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The shocking thing is that there are many people who think that there is an ‘e’ in the word ‘Grammar’.

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People still prefer to think that a Grammar Nazi’s life is easy. But let me tell you one thing, it’s not.

cares Because people make fun of us too.

d818faf64c21f3155797192b0e40668c5cc2b47242443c3959cf86f474fe1ed5 Internet is full of Grammar Nazi’s jokes too.

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And then, we,  Grammar Nazis, act like

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But then, we have our own solution to stay happy. We end up correcting the mistakes ‘not very loudly’.

9b3e043d9683b10d9454ff6db1115c51 Because you know

said-no-grammar-nazi-ever_o_1837661 As we have taken an oath not to abuse Grammar. So,

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